Aug 18 2009

“Binary Duel” Ship Log 8.17.09

08.17.09
Constellation Aldodan
Metropolis Region
Evati System

The message icon blinked on Venom’s datapad, she slowly rose from bed and headed straight for a real cup of Gallente Espresso.  Venom’s quarters at the Kaalikiota station were stoic to most but actually rich in art and half finished projects.  Most of the art lining her walls or surfaces were Minmatar spiritual in origin, she still used them from time to time for special Minmatar holidays.  Living a young life on a moon in a mining slave camp taught Venom how to fix and tinker with just about everything, the fight between her and the engineering crew was ongoing and just part of the job if on Venom’s crew.

The rich espresso coursed through Venom’s veins, she felt more awake now.  She grabbed her datapad and checked messages.

Insurance ending

Corp Ops

Private Message From: Lau Wensink

Afternoon Vemon, I was wondering if you were interested in a duel

Venom’s eyes got big, she never has liked pre-arranged 1v1’s, her experience was that most were not able to keep to the terms and always brought friends.  It’s the price one pays for being well known, not to mention her corpse can get a few isks on the open market.  Her instincts told her this one would be different, some research showed that he had dueled some other more well known pirates in New Eden, and kept to the terms, why not.

With a few buttons, a new message windows opened up on the datapad.

To: Lau Wensink

Sure, 5 hours from now, in Evati

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By the time Venom returned to base 5 hours later, Lau was already in station and ready for that fight.  Venom noticed from coms that this pilot had already had a few fights today with one of her brothers, Mon, of the Bastards.

Kestrel, one ECM Mod fit, no problem, he will get a few jams but I should rip him apart.

Venom’s coms channel blinked, a channel was opening between her and Lau.

“Hi Venom”, Lau offered in the open window, “ready for that fight”?

“Of course, but some ground rules first; no podding, to the death, at a safe, frigates”, were the terms Venom offered.

“Perfect, I’ll come to you when you are ready”, the pilot Lau was very eager.

If Venom were to say she hadn’t thought about the fight all day, she would be lying, she researched any losses this pilot might have had as well as checked any fights he might have had with Mon.  It would seem that he and Mon had been playing all day but from all losses, it still looked like a Kestrel with one ECM and something she could take in her Rifter.

“Xandie, get the crew ready, you stay in station and monitor coms”, Venom’s orders hit the crew coms channels.

“Will do Venom, crew is standing by”

Venom undocked her prized Rifter class vessel and willed it to a safe spot in Evati, upon landing she signaled to Lau it was time to come in.

Venom kept moving around the warp in spot, ready on all fronts to point and melt this pilot.  He arrived, started locking and Venom did the same while closing into a tight and close orbit.

Fuck, he got a jam off right away, no worries, it should end soon……WTF, another Jam, shields going down…..5 more seconds and I can lock….oh no another jam, he’s into my armor, this won’t last much longer, surely I can get a lock after this unless he has more than one ECM mod…..5 seconds….4….3….2…1, Fuck, another Jam and now he’s getting close to my structure.

Venom thinks fast and realized that to have 3 ECM mods he couldn’t have any extra speed, she willed the ship away and hit all thrusters.

Venom sits at 60k from the target and wonders what to do, she seems to be perma-jammed and can’t get a lock at all, she’s badly damaged and another few volley’s and she will be dead.

Venom accepts her fate and honors her fights, even if to the death, she wills her ship towards the Kestrel and wills the ship to go at max speed, in hopes to catch him off balance and get at least one shot on him.

Within locking range, she makes the attempt, only to see she is jammed again.  She keeps trying to the end but the ECM is just not something she can overcome, her ship flashes in a brilliant blue explosion.

“You going to tell me what you have on that ship that kept me jammed the whole time”, Venom asks in the open coms channel.

The pilot smiles and says, “3 ECM mods, it was the only way to beat you”.

Venom could feel her face flush with some anger, that was indeed the only weakness to exploit, by getting rid of all other mods and fitting the ship with all jamming equipment.

“Fair enough, you found the hole, well done”, Venom wasn’t happy.

“I feel like a coward for doing this”, the pilot offered.  ”You are kidding right, all is fair in love and war, you found the weakness and exploited it, yea it wasn’t an equal fight but a good one”, Venom replied.

Venom willed her pod back to base, she was right, the fight was good and he exploited the means needed to kill her but she still felt a bit cheated.  She wondered how much of the fights with Mon had to do with her loss, maybe Lau learned too much from her brother, if that was so, he did his job well and came to win.

“Lau, I hope you are up for a rematch”, Venom asked.  ”Of course, that would be great Venom”, was his reply.

When Venom returned to base, showered the pod good offer sleek body, something caught her eye on the datapad news feed:

“Caldari Pilot Offers Challenges Across New Eden”

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Lau’s Post on the Event

The concept of  Celebrity Death-match is great, well done Lau, I hope the project has been fun.  I enjoyed but still a bit red faced I lost.  I think Roc got off easy being one of your earlier fights, seems you brought all your toys to the table for me, with that I’m honored.  Yea, it wasn’t entirely fair but it also was very fair, ECM is a great problem to solve in the game and I don’t find it lame.  On the other hand, 3 ECM mods on a Kestrel, well, it’s lame. :P


Jun 4 2009

Gorgoleon, Scavenger Hunt Winner!!!

Congratulations Gorgoleon, you are the winner of the scavenger hunt!  Out of all the entries, using random.org, your comment was picked as the winner!

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Please shoot me an email to laboheme.orchid@gmail.com and let me know where you would like  me to send it.  International is not a problem, thanks to my company. :)


May 29 2009

Write Yourself With Venom Contest Winner – Reyna al’Thor “With Help of a Friend”

We have a winner of the very first contest here on Venom’s bite, Reyna al’Thor my corpmate and deadly pilot, has written a sweet little story with yours truly.  Sit back and enjoy… (Reyna, brand spanking new Hellcats hot beverage mug coming your way, be sure to shoot me an address to my personal email, oh and it’s coming via UPS 2-Day so can you receive UPS packages?)

With Help of a Friend – Reyna al’Thor

 Reyna al’Thor sighs, floating in her pod. Closing her eyes, she loses herself in the silence of space, trusting Aura to keep an eye on her immediate surroundings. Her Punisher was currently drifting slowly in a deep safe in Evati, so the young capsuleer wasn’t incredibly worried. Deep space was the only place she could relax lately and think. The station grew more confining each day, crushing her, making her feel like she couldn’t breathe. Lately, she had found herself longing for the open spaces of a planet, and she silently curses herself for gaining outlaw status, preventing her from ever going into secure space again.

“Incoming conversation request from Venom Orchid. Do you wish to accept?” Aura’s cool, soothing voice asks. The young Khanid nods and a small screen pops up over her eyes, showing the pretty face of the new Hellcats director.

“Hey grrl,” Venom greets her in her usual seductive purr. “You’re not plugged into the local or Bastards channels, and haven’t paid any attention to corp for ages. What’s up?” she asks, worry knitting her brow.

“Oh, I’m not plugged in? I hadn’t noticed,” Reyna lies sweetly, making Venom laugh.

“Girl, for a pirate, you’re a damn terrible liar,” the Brutor woman teases before growing serious. “What’s really up? You haven’t been roaming with us in ages, you’ve been missing meetings, and if you’re not floating around out in space, you’re holed up in your quarters,” she lists off. Reyna blinks in surprise.

“Either I’m REALLY obvious or you’re spending far too much time and effort watching me,” she teases, making Venom smirk.

“Or both, grrl,” Venom replies lightly, loving the smile that her last word always managed to draw to Reyna’s lips. “Now spill, or so help me I’ll come out there and bump you a few times!” she mock-threatens.

Reyna smiles at Venom’s threat, then sighs softly and looks away, her smile fading, replaced with a wistful expression. “Venom, I’m just so… I don’t even know how to say it. I love flying fleets with you guys, but outside of fleet I just don’t feel like I fit anywhere,” she tries to explain, just feeling stupid.

“Now you know that’s just sil…” Venom starts, just as Reyna’s overview flashed, drawing her attention.

“Check check, two ships warped in on me, must’ve probed me out, gonna try and warp out,” Reyna explains in a rush as she aligned to Planet V, the telltale chirp of their targeting systems locking her ringing in her ears.

“Shit, come, on warp…” Reyna mutters under her breath, urging the warp drive to life, mentally cursing herself for being so caught up in her thoughts that she had forgotten the golden rule of low-sec, to always ALWAYS be aligned and moving towards something else, lest she be caught off guard. Aura calmly informs her that the warp drives weren’t responding.

“Reyna, what’s the situation? Do you need help?” Venom asks in quick succession, already suiting up in her pod to help her corpmate.

“Rifter, Jaguar, got me pointed and webbed, hurry,” Reyna relies curtly, always short during combat as she locked the ships in return and focused fire on the more fragile Rifter as the enemies opened fire on her. The two ships tore through her shields in a trice, though they found the thick armor of the Punisher to be a bit more substantial.

“Hang on, Reyna, I’m coming as fast as I can!” the Brutor calls, her crew prepping her own Jaguar.

Reyna grimly fights on, growling as she broke the Rifter’s armor, putting the frigate into structure and blowing the sonovabitch up, managing to catch his pod as he jettisoned, popping it as well for good measure before turning her sights and poor, battered Punisher on the assault frigate. Her small armor repairer was working hard to keep up with the damage the Jaguar was putting out, but it was starting to fail as her capacitor ran dry.

“Shit, shit, shit…” Reyna curses under her breath as the Jaguar slices armor from her hull, skilled as any surgeon. The Khanid turns her lasers back on once she had some cap, determined to bloody that jerk’s nose a bit before she popped, hardly aware of a new blip on her overview until the Jaguar’s shield melted, then slowly its armor.

“I’m here, grrl, let’s get this cocksucker! YARRRR!!!!” Venom cries, putting her own Jaguar in a tight orbit around the enemy, 200mm Autocannon II’s pouring EMP rounds into the enemy. Watching armor get stripped off the enemy assault frigate, then smoke and fire trail from the weakening hull was intensely satisfying, but he didn’t give up the fight on Reyna, apparently determined to take down his original target. His ship explodes with less than a quarter remaining of Reyna’s own hull strength. Venom easily snags the Jaguar’s pod in her skilled, merciless claws, and they both give him a trip back to his clone bay before allowing themselves to relax.

Venom directs them to warp to another safe, all of Reyna’s attention focused on holding her ship together. The young Khanid silently savors the victory while Venom whoops and cheers, excitedly reliving every minute of the battle. Once they were safely ensconced in another deep safe, Venom starts to calm down.

“How’s your ship? I see smoke,” she observes worriedly.

“Down to a quarter hull, but shields are restoring nicely, and armor is almost repped,” Reyna replies, studying the readouts before looking back at Venom in the conversation window. “You really saved my bacon, Venom. Thanks,” she murmurs with a shy smile.

“What’re sisters for, luv?” Venom replies with a grin. “Ready to dock up?”

Reyna nods. “That’s plenty of excitement for one afternoon,” she laughs, allowing Venom to warp them both home. Once docked, they both hop out of their pods, Venom wiping goop off of herself with a towel before wrapping another around her bare body, with not a care for anyone that might be watching. She  winks at a few of the more handsome men in the hangar, leaving a stream of slack-jawed men in her wake as she walked to Reyna’s poor Punisher, watching as the Khanid woman haggled with the repair crew, a long robe covering her body, which was further covered by a skintight bodysuit. Venom grins wickedly as Reyna finally settled on a price, grumbling about price-gouging sons of bitches as she stalked out of the hangar.

“You know the man gives special discounts to Hellcats in return for… favors,” the Brutor informs her, grin widening at the scandalized expression on Reyna’s face.

“I’ll just pay a little more isk,” Reyna mumbles, her blush deepening at Venom’s laugh. The Brutor wraps an arm around Reyna’s shoulder, making the shorter woman jump and pull away slightly, not generally one to favor close contact of any kind.

“Loosen up, grrl!” Venom exclaims. “We’re going out tonight. I won’t accept any excuses. We have a victory to celebrate,” she grins. “So shower and put on something slinky. I’ll meet you right here. That’s an ORDER, missy!” Venom states firmly, making Reyna smile slightly.

“Aren’t you abusing your power just a little?” she asks, shaking her head. Venom laughs heartily.

“Damn straight I am, hun. Now go shower. Scoot!” She pats Reyna’s butt lightly to make the Khanid do as she was told, laughing at the deep flush suffusing the Khanid’s cheeks as she scurried off. “Ah, virgins are fun,” she laughs once Reyna was out of earshot, walking into her own chambers to shower and dress.

Reyna enjoys a long, hot shower, industriously cleaning every bit of goop off of her body and out of her hair before turning the water off. She wraps a towel around herself and one around her hair, walking to her closet and considering her options. “Slinky… slinky…” she mumbles under her breath, frowning at the utter lack of ‘slinky’ in her closet. “Well, this will have to do,” she states, picking out a pale lavender halter-neck dress made of several layers of floaty material, each layer rather sheer, and even with all of them, there was still a teasing outline of her body underneath. She had never had cause to wear the dress, having only purchased it on a Hellcats shopping trip after Persephone had teased her about her lack of dressy garments. After doing her hair and makeup, Reyna slips into the dress, completing the look with a long, silk sash wound around her elbows and a pair of lavender heels.

Reyna hurries to the designated meeting spot, falling on her ass at least twice before remembering how to walk in heels, smiling at Venom as the Minmitar studied her. “Not really slinky, but it works for you. Totally hot,” Venom purrs, her admiring stare making Reyna shyly hide her face in her sash. “None of that, now! Come on, our public awaits,” she grins wickedly, turning and strutting down the hallway as though it were a catwalk. Reyna blushes as she catches herself admiring Venom in her tight, strapless black dress that ended just below her buttocks, the taller woman swaying in her stiletto heels, the Khanid utterly entranced by Venom’s easy grace.

Venom leads the way to “The Hub”, bar of choice of Bastards and Hellcats alike, the sultry Brutor attracting the attention of just about every man in the place as she strutted in. Reyna thanks whatever gods were listening for the distraction and manages to slip away, sitting at a small booth near the window, which offered a fantastic view of the system. She gazes out the window wistfully, not noticing a man walk over to her until he cleared his voice. She glances up and smiles warmly at RoninData, CEO of the Bastards corporation. He gestures to the other side of the booth.

“Mind if I sit down?” he asks, doing so as she shook her head. He looks her up and down admiringly. “You look great tonight,” he compliments, enjoying her blush, then jumps into business. “Heard you had a bit of a scare today?” he asks, and she nods and laughs softly.

“Yeah, a couple ships probed me out while I was floating in a safe. Rookie mistake, not being aligned. I would have paid dearly for it if Venom hadn’t showed up when she did,” the young Khanid murmurs, always one to downplay any contribution she made to a fleet. Ronin shakes his head.

“It WAS a rookie mistake. I expected better of you,” the Bastards CEO states firmly, watching her lower her proud head under the deserved criticism, then he smiles. “But you managed to make the best of a bad situation. That Rifter was all yours, and you stayed alive until backup showed up. I’m proud of you, Reyna,” he smiles warmly, and she found herself blushing deeper, not used to the gentle side of the usually-gruff Bastards CEO.

“Hey, Ronin! Stop hogging all the sexy!” Venom exclaims, plopping down beside Reyna, holding two drinks, putting one down in front of Reyna. Khanid and Sebiestor both look away, Ronin rubbing the back of his head lightly and muttering something about needing something in his hangar, slipping away. Venom looks after him curiously. “Huh, what’s up with him? Was I interrupting something?” she asks the second question with a teasing grin at Reyna, who blushes deeply and shakes her head before looking at the drink curiously.

“I really don’t drink often, Venom…” Reyna murmurs hesitantly. Venom just laughs.

“Come on, grrl, live a little! You looked death in the face and walked away smelling like a rose, you deserve a little celebration! Besides, this is a good drink. Malibu and pineapple. Super sweet, you won’t even taste the rum,” she promises, taking a deep drink of hers. Reyna tests it a bit more hesitantly, taking then a deeper drink once she had confirmed Venom’s words. “’Atta girl,” Venom grins.

About two hours and 20 drinks later, both girls were completely wasted, singing loudly along with the music and dancing, falling over each other and laughing, several Bastards and other men in the station having attempted to keep up with them and failed, just watching and cheering as the dancers kept going. Another hour and 5 drinks later, even the two girls were slowing down, leaning against each other as they swayed slightly to a slow song coming from the jukebox. Reyna rests her head against Venom’s upper chest, falling asleep. Venom almost stumbles as she found herself supporting her own weight and that of the small Khanid woman, only a timely intervention by Ronin keeping them from spilling on the floor. Venom laughs drunkenly as she attempts a wink at Ronin, failing utterly and collapsing in a fit of giggles. He rolls his eyes.

“Time for bed, ladies,” he orders in his most authoritative voice, glancing at Reyna.

“She beat me to it,” Venom slurs happily, pushing the sleeping girl into Ronin’s arms, standing and swaying her way to the door, blowing him a kiss. “Be a gentleman and take the lady to bed, hmm?” she purrs, attempting another wink and laughing before stumbling off to her own bed. Ronin sighs and looks down at the passed out Khanid in his arms, before scooping her up and carrying her to her room, pulling off her heels and tucking her into her bed, fondly kissing her forehead and leaving her to her sweet dreams.

The next morning, Reyna wakes up to an incessant beeping from her PDA, informing her of a new email. She sits up slowly, holding her pounding head, wondering exactly what had happened last night. She picks up her PDA and checks her new email, a smile spreading over her lips, the pain in her head completely forgotten.

“See, grrl, you fit right in. And tomorrow, we’re doing it again. Prepare your liver! YARRRR!!!!”


May 26 2009

What? Another Contest on Venom’s Bite? Oh yes…..

Venom’s Bite Scavenger Hunt

Starting 5/26/09, ending 6/2/09 (that’s Month/Day/Year for everyone not in the US hehe)

This is a simple contest, all you need to do is go to the following posts on Venom’s Bite and find the answer to the questions that follow each link. But first, ensure you are on not the page that lists all the contests but the actual post, by clicking on this link. To win you must write the answers in a comment on the blog post itself and not this page. Got it? Go to the original post, then got to the links presented and answer the one simple question for each post. (3 in total) Then post your answers in a comment on the original post. Get the point here? Original post. ;)

Winner will be randomly drawn from the pool of commenters, if they answered the questions. One catch, the answers have to be right, no cheating off the commenter above, what if he/she is wrong?

What do you win? A Hellcats Mouse Pad of course!!

Questions:

1. On the post “Cruiser Class Ship Lost In Hofjalgund; Due to Rare Space Blindness”, who shot me?

2. On the post “Your On Your Own Venom“, who was my Fleet Commander?

3. On the post “Ode To A New Friend – A Jaguar”, who is my friend who gave me the Jag?


May 20 2009

New Contest on Venom’s Bite; Write Venom Into Your Story

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New feature here at Venom’s Bite, contests, who doesn’t like a contest? Could be your chance to win various prizes as they become available, be sure to check back often!

Current Contests

Write A Short Fictional Piece With Yourself And Venom

Starting 5/20/09, ending 5/27/09

Submits for this contest end @ 11:59PM PST. Have you ever wished to be worked into a fictional post with Venom? Well, here is your chance, from your perspective.

Rules are, the piece must be at least 1,000 words and submitted before the deadline, with a clear subject line that this is your submit for this contest. Paste the story in an email and send that off to me at laboheme.orchid@gmail.com. You will receive an acknowledgement email, if you do not, please check to make sure I got the email. Venom will pick the top 3 stories and post them on Venom’s Bite with a poll that will allow readers a week to vote on which is their favorite.

Top winner by votes will receive a beautiful new Hellcats mug, sent to you shipping paid.

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Venom’s Bite is a PG kind of place, foul words do happen, as well as mature subject matter but it’s not a Porn site so if you want to be considered, please be sure to create a piece that is appropriate when compared to the other writing on the blog. Other than that, the subject matter and plot is up to you, knock my socks off.