Venoms Bite

If you would please refer to the above graphic from Battle Clinic, a chart showing the exact moments when becoming a Mom killed Venom Orchid.  I have been feeling good as of late, I have been logging in and playing the game; actually, I have been logging in and assisting Mynx in our Universe domination plan.  Pew Pew has not been on the HUD, sadly I can show you where moments in my last 6 months have collided with my Battle Clinic stats.  Stats were climbing, at a good clip, then I got word about my new soon to be adopted son.  I rushed away to meet him, and you can see how things start to round off on the graph, the start of my downward spiral.  Followed by: my son starts to have Pew Pew with Pew Pew of his own, gas.  Then in September he learned that his room was very lonely and if he cried enough, I’d come get him.  Somewhere in October I had a strong showing and my blip on the chart went up, only to be nerfed by teething.

All in all I’m happy to say, being a Mommy is the best thing I ever did and I am now feeling more regular about playing.  I hope to get back into blogging and improving my stories of Venom.

Ciao!

Mynxee hit me up on comms this morning to show me this: http://www.massively.com/2010/02/10/outlaws-of-eve-online-mynxee/

How often do you play a video game and you get mentioned in an article about it.  Not that often, unless you are a Hellcat.

My eyes are crossed but I finally did it, I got Laboheme Orchid to -1.98 in sec status.  She is now ready to take part in the ebil Hellcat plans. muahahahahahahah

I’d love to tell you more about these plans but I can’t, I’d have to kill you first.

Goals for 2010

Laboheme Orchid (HellHounds Director)

(A) Train Connections and Fast Talk to IV for better sec status ratting COMPLETE!

(A) Rat for sec status above -2 COMPLETE!

(A) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (Sekrit Goal, Sorrz) (In Progress)

(A) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (Sekrit Goal, Sorrz)

(B) Train for perfect Armor Tank

*Lab is my first toon, and the toon I did all my mish running with.  Someone started me out by training learning then training my armor tank to be very very strong.  All resists and such skills for armor tanking are at at least lvl 4, goal is to bring them all to lvl 5 and make my armor tank the best it can be.

Venom Orchid (Hellcats Director)

(A) Train for near perfect Rifter COMPLETE!

*Took into account all skills needed to fly my favorite rifter fit and got all but a few to lvl 5.  Close to perfect as I want to do.

(A) Train to fly a Dramiel COMPLETE

(B) Train for near perfect Rupture (In Progress)

(B) Train for near perfect Vagabond

(B) Train for Broadsword

(B) Train for Perfect Shield Tank

(B) Train for Rapier

HellHounds Is Hiring!

Well, you might know from previous posts by myself and Mynx that we are taking the Hellcats to a new direction and franchising our success.  We created HellHounds as a parallel corp to Hellcats, yet this corp is allowed to have men and women.  The reason, well, we simply wanted to create a home for our guy friends so they too can join in our uber cool sekrit plans we have for the new Alliance.  muahahaha

In the meantime, HellHounds is hiring, please see the following two links on how to apply, if you don’t follow the rules and you just submit and in-game app, you will be rejected:

http://hellcatsofeve.com/hcatsforum/viewtopic.php?f=55&t=402

http://hellcatsofeve.com/hcatsforum/viewtopic.php?f=55&t=403

CEO of HellHounds = Fort

Director HellHounds = Laboheme Orchid

Also Contact Mynxee or Venom Orchid for any questions.

Finally, we know how much I love my Pirate Chick photos, enjoy this one

“Can anyone hear me?”

The onboard coms crackled and screamed but nothing sounding like a human voice could be heard.  Venom set her communications system on long range and hoped for the best:

“Mynx, if you can hear me, I’m going to start blogging again.”

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That’s right, after a little break due to going planetside to get my new son and bond with him (aka learn how to change a diaper in 10 seconds or less), Venom is back. Laboheme Orchid is back as well, have you met her, she’s Venom’s sister.  You will learn about her in Act’s II and III of the Venom story.  Venom has been back for a little while, getting out into space here and there, yet piracy has taken a bit of a backseat.  Soon that will all change.

Take a look at Mynx’s last post on what we are doing, it’s truly an exciting time for us Hellcats.  A new path and a new goal that is more lofty than any we have ever undertaken.

In respect to that, Venom Orchid will always be a -10 pirate in low sec and her sister Laboheme will be the hi sec big ship pirate that we will need for our new plans.

Yet at them moment, Laboheme is in null sec ratting up her status, which is a completely mind numbing experience.  From -9.5 to now at -4.25, the brain cells destroyed are uncountable.  This will never occur again, mark my words.

On that note, back to listening to the sleep inducing rat chatter on the coms.

Check back, regularly more to come…..

Venom

PS…the blog will be getting a redesign this week as well.

Over the last year and a half Venom has been trying to adopt a baby, in the last few days it finally happened.  Venom is going planet side for a while to go get her new baby boy.  Although a newborn, Venom is thinking of getting him into mining school right away.

All kidding aside, the long section of this road seems to be coming to a stop sign, with a vast expanse beyond it.  I won’t be quitting EVE (I’ll need it when I can get on) and no you can’t have my stuff.  If it turns into a longer hiatus, well, I guess that just means Venom will be in a Carrier next time you see her.

Wish me luck and I promise to drop in and get some kills, of course keeping it updated here.

Signing off for now…

Venom’s Bite now has Twitter enabled, check out the recent Twits on the main page and look for updates on new posts via Twitter.  Be sure to look at all the other great EVE bloggers and players who also Twitter, it’s worth a subscribe!

Yarr!

How you found this blog makes me LOL sometimes, if you missed the first time I did this, just click here.  If not, here we go, the top search terms used to find Venom’s Bite:

“venom bite”     Need I say more?  I do

“eve amamake”     Always in the top

“npc rifter targets”      This one has me scratching my head

“hellcats of eve”     Rock the F on

“vexor or rupture” “omen vs rifter” “crow vs vexor” “vexor vs rifter” “rifter vs punisher” “rifter vs hyperion” “ishkur vs jaguar” “jaguar vs rupture”

Seriously?  Rifter vs. Hyperion?

“gorgoleon the bastards” I told that Bastard I wouldn’t take his msgs anymore!

“commence flogging”     Now we are talkin’!

“eve fighting keyboard shortcuts newbie h”     CNTRL+Q

“rupture pirate fitting”     It’s the eye patch, that’s all your are missing

“boys”     Crap, now I’m a hub for the Gay community =\

“what does you should know better mean”     Bite me

“is the rupture are goo cruiser?”     Yes, it’s very goo

I knew when I was interviewed by ISD that my Tartish attitude could either kill our image or bolster it.  Whew, it bolstered it. 

Hellcats Are In The News

Check out the great article on our merry band of estrogen fueled Pirates.

Yarr!

Venom’s Bite Scavenger Hunt

Starting 5/26/09, ending 6/2/09 (that’s Month/Day/Year for everyone not in the US hehe)

This is a simple contest, all you need to do is go to the following posts on Venom’s Bite and find the answer to the questions that follow each link. But first, ensure you are on not the page that lists all the contests but the actual post, by clicking on this link. To win you must write the answers in a comment on the blog post itself and not this page. Got it? Go to the original post, then got to the links presented and answer the one simple question for each post. (3 in total) Then post your answers in a comment on the original post. Get the point here? Original post.

Winner will be randomly drawn from the pool of commenters, if they answered the questions. One catch, the answers have to be right, no cheating off the commenter above, what if he/she is wrong?

What do you win? A Hellcats Mouse Pad of course!!

Questions:

1. On the post “Cruiser Class Ship Lost In Hofjalgund; Due to Rare Space Blindness”, who shot me?

2. On the post “Your On Your Own Venom“, who was my Fleet Commander?

3. On the post “Ode To A New Friend – A Jaguar”, who is my friend who gave me the Jag?

Maybe you don’t realize, the EVE blogging community is exploding faster than an incursus locked down by….well…..just about anything. =\

Mynxee and her recent post on blogging and yarr reminded me I need to get the word out about our little corner of bloggers, the Hellcats.  Ok ok, chances are, you are the same readers who saw it on Mynxee’s blog, tuff plasma waste, you get it again.

Original Post: Seven Blogs, Heaps of Love

Sweet vid by Chacacha: Hellcats

Also, don’t forget that CrazyKinux and his lists of bloggers, must be like herding cats but he does it well.

250 BLOGS!!  I remember when the list had like 30 and I thought that was impressive.