Jan 18 2010

1.18.10 OMG The Ratting Is Over, HellHounds is Hiring and Stuff

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My eyes are crossed but I finally did it, I got Laboheme Orchid to -1.98 in sec status.  She is now ready to take part in the ebil Hellcat plans. muahahahahahahah

I’d love to tell you more about these plans but I can’t, I’d have to kill you first. :P

Goals for 2010

Laboheme Orchid (HellHounds Director)

(A) Train Connections and Fast Talk to IV for better sec status ratting COMPLETE!

(A) Rat for sec status above -2 COMPLETE!

(A) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (Sekrit Goal, Sorrz) (In Progress)

(A) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (Sekrit Goal, Sorrz)

(B) Train for perfect Armor Tank

*Lab is my first toon, and the toon I did all my mish running with.  Someone started me out by training learning then training my armor tank to be very very strong.  All resists and such skills for armor tanking are at at least lvl 4, goal is to bring them all to lvl 5 and make my armor tank the best it can be.

Venom Orchid (Hellcats Director)

(A) Train for near perfect Rifter COMPLETE!

*Took into account all skills needed to fly my favorite rifter fit and got all but a few to lvl 5.  Close to perfect as I want to do. :P

(A) Train to fly a Dramiel COMPLETE

(B) Train for near perfect Rupture (In Progress)

(B) Train for near perfect Vagabond

(B) Train for Broadsword

(B) Train for Perfect Shield Tank

(B) Train for Rapier

HellHounds Is Hiring!

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Well, you might know from previous posts by myself and Mynx that we are taking the Hellcats to a new direction and franchising our success.  We created HellHounds as a parallel corp to Hellcats, yet this corp is allowed to have men and women.  The reason, well, we simply wanted to create a home for our guy friends so they too can join in our uber cool sekrit plans we have for the new Alliance.  muahahaha

In the meantime, HellHounds is hiring, please see the following two links on how to apply, if you don’t follow the rules and you just submit and in-game app, you will be rejected:

http://hellcatsofeve.com/hcatsforum/viewtopic.php?f=55&t=402

http://hellcatsofeve.com/hcatsforum/viewtopic.php?f=55&t=403

CEO of HellHounds = Fort

Director HellHounds = Laboheme Orchid

Also Contact Mynxee or Venom Orchid for any questions.

Finally, we know how much I love my Pirate Chick photos, enjoy this one :P

pirate girl


Aug 18 2009

“Anger Is Best Channeled In Space” Ship Log 8.17.08

08.17.09
Constellation Aldodan
Metropolis Region
Evati System

After losing a duel to Lau, Venom needed time to think and allow the adrenaline in her system to dissipate.  A long time student of meditation, she headed for her quiet corner to reflect and train her mind to be still.  Yet this time it would prove to be too difficult, the frustration of losing to a Kestrel with 3 ECM mods was too much for her mind to quiet.

“Xandie, ready another Rifter, I’m going out”

“On it Venom, give us 5 minutes”, was the reply from the Crew Cheif, Venom needed just that to slip back into a pod and enter the ship.

As Venom sat in her pod, waiting on the last few minutes of preparations on the Rifter class vessel, her mind wandered to just finding something to kill, anything.  Small or large, whatever crossed her path would find her guns laid on it.  Her pod eases into the ship and her arms and legs meld into the metallic structures.  She’s one again with her ship, causing a complete feeling.  Venom often wondered if in the manufacture of clones they were created in some way to facilitate this feeling, something left out that only feels complete when melded with a ship.

The Rifter class vessel eased out of the docking clamps and glided towards the station exit, soon as she was clear of station interference she brought scanners online and started searching for something to quench her blood thirst.  This part of her personality fits her profession as a pirate, often she can feel endorphins rush through her body, creating an almost animalistic frenzy to watch things die.

Initial scans show a Kestrel in Evati. Perfect, vindication, be it Lau’s Kestrel or not, this ship would die, she thought to herself.

The Kestrel was in a belt, Venom willed the ship to land at zero and charged all combat mods.  Coming out of warp the Kestrel was 9,000 meters away, the targeting system resolved the lock and all mods started to engage.  There would be no ransom, no inquiry, nothing; this ship would die for the sake of dying.

A third of the shields of the other frigate were already down and Venom started to pop holes in what remained, eventually the same was done to the armor and structure. The ship popped in a brilliant explosion.  The pod that remained also was locked and dispatched back to the clone vats.

A small smile rose from Venom’s lips, ahhh that felt good.

Nothing else on scan, Venom waited silently and patiently in a safe spot for her GCC to end.

After 15 minutes, the Rifter class vessel was willed towards the Ofstold gate in hopes of finding ratters to ransom or kill. It was a fine line sometimes, between being a pirate and seeking Isk as payment and just satisfying a blood thirst.

Upon entering Ofstold, Navitas and two Reapers on scan.  The Reapers being small ships, Venom would ignore unless they decided she was an easy target, if they knew better they wouldn’t try.  Immediately scanners indicated the Navitas was in a belt not far from the gate.  The Navitas class frigate is a small ship, not very good for combat and usually used for mining, it didn’t matter, it was there and worthy of a look.

Coming out of warp, the Navitas was 6,000 meters off the warp in point, mining away with it’s one mining laser pointing towards an asteroid.  With intentions of teaching this new pilot a lesson in how to deal with pirates, Venom only scrammed and webbed the target while setting into a tight orbit.

“Navitas class vessel, this is the Rifter class frigate “Tart”, you are unable to warp away or move, deposit 100,000 isk to my account now or your ship will be destroyed”, Coms didn’t respond back for quick some time to Venom.

“Hello, paying seems the way to go”, the Vessels Captain said in the private channel.

“It makes sense, you will be not bothered by me until the next downtime, you will be free of my harassment for a while”

Venom notices that this is taking more time that normal, the newness of the Capsuleer could be the issue, “Time is of the essence, deposit the money now or you ship will be destroyed”.

No answer

Venom offers one final thought for the new pilot, “Low sec space is dangerous, it’s full of people like me who want to take your things, learning early that paying a ransom will save you money and time, this is the key, you will not be given the same chance on your pod, it will be destroyed as well”.

No answer

Venom’s guns all engaged and the Navitas was turned to a mangled heap in two volley’s.  The pod was now locked and standing by her word as she always does, the pod was sent to the clone vats.

Space was empty in Ofstold, Venom awaited her GCC in the belt.

Persphone appeared in Alliance coms channels, “Venom, what’s up, stirring up any trouble?”

“Hey Perseph, yes, I am pissing off every Noob I can find to satisfy my need to kill, what’s up?”

“Wanna head up towards Egg with me”, Persphone asks, “You bet, it’s been a long time since you and I have roamed together”.

“Destinations set, let’s go, my GCC will be finished in less than 2 minutes”, Venom reports.

“Roger, I’ll start scouting ahead and you can join me”.

The road was quiet and eventless until the two Capsuleers reached the Ontorn System.

“Perseph, two Rifters in system, let me see what they are up to……huh, they are at the Minmatar Minor Compoud, let’s go”

Arriving at the gate, “Oh no, I’m in a Taranis, my ship class can’t go through the gate”, Perseph was frantic in her discovery.

“Shit, ok, let me go look and see what we got, maybe I can just take care of it”

Coming out of warp, the two Rifters are about 60 kilometers off Venom, she wills her afterburners to engage and head right for them.

“Perseph, I’m going to try to take them on myself, standby”

“Good luck Venom, on standby”, Perseph had a sound of disappointment in her voice, Venom too was bothered to leave a fleet mate out of the fight.

At about 20 kilometers the first Rifter started to lock Venom, she returned the same.  They were trying to get closer to each other, this would be a 2 v 1 fight, no way around it.  The adrenaline pumped through Venom and her focus increased.

“Locked and firing, I’m engaing”

In just that moment both Rifters had Venom locked and were firing but she kept cool and kept focus on one ship at a time.  The first Rifters was going down rather fast under overheated guns, it eventually popped but Venom was badly damaged and into armor when she turned on the second Rifter.

“First one down, going for the second, it’s not good, I’m at a major disadvantage with damage, standby”, Venom reports.

The second Rifter starts to rip into Venom, she returns the favor.  It’s a race at this point, Venom coming from behind.  She sets a tight and close orbit, gives it everything this ship has to offer.  Just then she notices that this fight is going in her favor, she is putting out enough damage to overtake the Rifter and overcome her weakness in damage.

“Holy shit the second Rifter just popped, I’m at 10% hull and I made it”

“Wooot, nice job Venom, wow, way to go”, Perseph offers her support but Venom wished she shared in the kill with her.

“Ok, looting and awaiting GCC, go ahead and look around, no need to wait for me, I’ll catchup to you”

“Roger, I’ll scout for more”, Perseph left scan and headed out of system.

After GCC is up, Venom notices a Blackbird Class cruiser on scan.

“Perseph, we have a Blackbird on scan, wanna try”, Venom asks.

“You bet, they are paper thin if we can get in and get a target”.

“Perseph, he is salvaging in a belt, I’ll await your entrance to the system and we can go in together”

“Roger”

Venom keeps an eye on the ship as she awaits her fleet mate to arrive.

“I’m here Venom, in warp to the belt”, Persph reports.

“Roger, I’m in warp as well”

The Rifter and Taranis com out of warp with the target close, points are placed on the ship and both start to melt the shields, stopping into armor to see if a ransom could be had.

Perseph opens a com channel to the target, “Blackbird class ship, please stop firing, you are beyond getting out of this, 15 mil and you are free to go”.

“No way, kill me, I don’t care”

“Let him have it Venom, he’s not going to do it”

The Taranis and Rifter dispatch the ship to the stars. “Venom, drop point and get ready for the pod”

“Pod is pointed”, Venom states.

“Blackbird Pilot, same deal for the pod, 15 mil or you are back to the clone vats”, Perseph as determined to get this ransom.

“I don’t care, kill me”

“You know the drill Venom, let’s kill him.

Somewhere in New Eden he awoke, startled.

“Check, Check, Perseph and Venom this is Ard, we have a major fleet near Evati, any chance you two could come back and join the fleet?”, Ard is a Bastards Director, if he needs help, he gets it.

“We have 10 minutes left on a GCC, then we will scream our way back”

In route, the bigger fleet couldn’t wait, several battships and other ships were doing a plex, some of their ships were moving, the Bastards had to make a move.

By the time everyone arrived, the only ship left was and Occator, he’s life ended.

After some time waiting around, someone spots a Hurricane in Akkio and the team heads in to get points.

Venom and Perseph arrive in time to see the first tackler pop under the bigger ships guns.  Both get their points on the ship and try to hold the Hurricane class vessel until the calvary arrives.  Venom holds as long as she can but is quickly voided of capacitor by the ship. Eventually she pops.  The rest of the fleet eventually take the Hurricane down.

After a long day of fighting, Venom wills her Rifter class vessel home to Evait and docks up.  She’s tired, slips from the pod and showers the pod fluid from her body.  Just another day in space.


Aug 16 2009

“When the Stars Align” Ship Log 08.15.09

08.15.09
Constellation Aldodan
Metropolis Region
Todifrauan System

“Venom, hostile in Todi, Sarvic is with Mean”, Jaxxon was calm and determined when his news hit the coms channels.

Jax broadcast to all alliance and corp channels: “We have hostile targets in Todi, one Myrm and one Maller on scan, get fleet and get in system”.

Venom was already on patrol when the alert came, she was in her Rifter “Tart”, and ready for a fight.  As she entered system, it was confirmed, the hostile targets were still on scan.

“Is that Sarvic I see, hell he joined Mean”, Venom asked in coms

Fuck, Sarvic is blue to me but now he’s in Mean

Venom opens a direct channel to Mynxee the Hellcats CEO, “Mynx, Sarvic is now with mean, do I have clearance to engage?”

No answer came.

“Alright guys, I’m in, no clarification on the blue status but now that he’s in Mean, he’s red to me, let’s go”

Perseph, Jax, and Nova of The Bastards all sat in system with Venom, looking for the targets.  Nothing was coming up but we all could see them.

“Hey, I got a punisher, piloted by Kadonite in a belt, no way, I have killed that guy too many times already, I think he doesn’t know how to use the d-scanner, I’m going in, maybe Mean will follow and attack me”, with that Venom willed her Rifter towards the belt.

“He’s here and I’m engaging, stand by incase Mean drops in on me”, Venom informs the fleet.

Jax in his Lachesis hovered close just in case.

“Point and shields down, he’s going down”

After the brilliant flash in space left a mangled heap of metal, Venom hung in at the belt for a few minutes before the belt rats had too much fire on her.

“I gotta get to a safe, the belt rats are on me, shit I forgot the loot his wreck, I’ll go back”

“Shit guys, he’s come back in another Punisher to get his stuff”, Venom laughed in coms.

It’s all Tech I crap, if he can get it, he can have it.

“I’m back in the belt, Punisher is locked down again and going down fast”, Venom checked her d-scanner, “Guys, I think the Maller is making his move, stand ready”

Just as the Punisher popped in a brilliant flash, the Maller came in and aggressed Venom.

“Maller is pointed and his shields are going down, get in here, the rest of their ships look to be in warp to me”

Venom’s Rifter was already battered by the belt rats, Kadonite and now this Maller, the ship and it’s crew blew up in a bright flash.

“He got my ship, my pod got out, I’m getting something bigger, back soon”

In the meantime, Persph in her Blackbird, Jax in his Lachesis, and Nova in a Rupture continued to pound anyone entering the belt.

Sarvic’s Vexor went down.

The Maller I originally pointed, went down.

An Omen dropped in, and went down.

Another Vexor with Mean comes in, and goes down.

(Meode arrives in a Stilleto to give some support (KM Whore!))

Venom burns her pod back to Evati for a Hurricane, Sarvic arrives in a Myrm, all points are on him.

“It’s Venom, Jax, I’m here and I got point as well”, Venom gives her report.

“Damn, Sarvic’s tank is nice”, someone adds in coms.

All ships are on the Myrm, as another shows up.

The second Myrm has nothing on Sarvic’s tank, he goes down fast.

“This is Venom, I gotta bolt, I’m in a glass cannon Cane, not a tank, he’s going to pop me”, Venom is tense.

Fuck, all propulsion burning, I gotta get out

“Venom is almost down, repeat, Venom is almost out of the fight”

Almost as if by the hand of God himself, Persph gets a jam on the Myrm, his grasp on Venom is released and she hurtles away from the belt with only a third of her structure left.

“I got out, I got out, Persph, you are my Heroine!”

While Venom is repairing and getting ready to get back into the fight, Sarvic becomes space dust.

Another Maller comes in.

And we send her back to the stars.

“All this and we only lost a Rifter, fucking great job everyone!”

(Note the first time Venom ever showed up as “Killer of the Day” on the Bastards KB, it’s a first and memorable yet thanks has to be given to Nectar for finding a dumb Megathron in a mish earlier, so damaged there wasn’t time to ransom, so we killed it. None-the-less, I punched necks and got in as Killer of the Day, it’s sad though, this Hellcat wishes she could be displayed next to her brothers on the Bastards KB, notice the stats on the right, no Venom. =\)


Aug 13 2009

I Ransom, Therefore I Am

I am what?  A kidnapper?  Yes….but that’s just one of the functions and services I provide to New Eden, yet to not mistake it, I’m a Pirate.

What I’m excited about is the new Ransom Board we have, not we as in Hellcats, but we as in Bastards Alliance. Can’t say things any better than Flash Fresh, the Bastards new CEO, check out his latest post on the Ransom Board and how wonderful it is.  (Author of the board not mentioned to protect him from a barrage of evemail on where to buy the Ransom Board)

But more important is, I ransomed a Wreathe who was mining in a belt in low sec, for not a few hundred mil as one would expect, but for 5 mil Isk.  I love noobs.  Maybe we blew this guy up a few too many times, 5 mil might not be a big deal to him.  When I arrived in my Jaguar, I had to travel 30k before I could lock him, and lock him down I did.  Blew off his shields, mind you he only had a mining laser fitted, if he was fitted the same as when I blew him up last time.  Hit the coms button, and professionally said “5 mill or the bunny gets it”….wait….I said “5 mil and you are free from my ebil doings until the next downtime”.   He didn’t hesitate, he accepted and within 5 seconds he overpaid for a ship I would have just popped anyway, cus I like to see shit blow up.

Anyway, don’t ask about the Ransom Board, it’s not for sale from what I hear, just be green with envy and suck it up. :P

Yarrrr!


Aug 7 2009

“I Can Take Your Stuff All Day” Ship Log 08.07.09

http://jakface.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html
http://jakface.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html Photos Courtesy of the wonderful work of Molly Nemeck. Copyright Molly Nemeck.

Sorry Mynx, no extra tats but does it mater? :P  More to come.

08.07.09
Constellation Aldodan
Metropolis Region
Evati System

“Venom, that Thrasher from yesterday is back, in Evati this time, ratting just like he was before”, Venom jolted from a small daydream about a Pirate Chick pinup pic she recently saw.

“No way, won’t that guy ever learn?”

“Let’s get him Venom, eventually we kill enough of his Thrashers we get a nice payout”

Venom checked the scanner, there he was, in a fight with the Archangels at the first belt of planet VI. She eased the bow of the Rifter class vessel towards that cluster and willed the ship to warp to zero.

“Xandie, we are going in, either he learned from yesterday or it’s going to be a repeat”

“Roger Venom”

The “Garbage Can With Teeth” named “Tart” as Venom so lovingly referred to her Rifter, came out of warp at the belt, the Thrasher was 5,000k from the zero point.  With tackle mods and guns charged, Venom came out of warp and within a few seconds had the Thrasher pointed and it’s shields were melting.

She would have to share this kill with the Archangel, he already had some of the shields dispatched.

It was clear, this Thrasher would again fall to Venom’s guns without a problem.

Coms lit up and the pilot of the Thrasher initiated communication this time.

“Ransom?”

Opening a private channel to the Thrasher, Venom thought she might give him a chance to play the game as it should be, Give the Pirate your stuff.

“5 mil and your ship and pod are let go”

“1 mil, the Thrasher isn’t worth 5 mil”

“Sorry, 5 mil or you will be sent home in goo”

“Stop firing at me”, the Thrasher was frantic in coms.

“I have stopped, you will have to tell the NPC to stop”, Venom returned.

“Again, 5 mil and you go free”

“1 mil, it’s more than you will get off my wreck”, the Thrasher was starting to get smug.

“You have 5 seconds to transfer 5 mil to my account or you will be sent home”

“No”

“No it is, enjoy the explosion”

Venoms guns started to fire again, it wasn’t taking long to melt the rest of the shields, armor, and finally in a brilliant blue flash the ship blew up.

Within seconds the pod was locked and Venom opened the coms channel again.

“Tell ya what, same deal for the pod, 5 mil now or you head to the clone vats”, Venom informed in the ships coms.

“No”

As the pod fluid floated into space next to the frozen corpse, Venom wondered how long it would take for this pilot to learn how it really all works.

“Venom, salvage list shows one mod we can sell for a mil, looks like we got that mil he offered anyway.”, Xandie always did have a smug tone about her when she was rummaging through other peoples stuff.


Jun 25 2009

Our Favorite Boys, The Bastards, Are Open For Recruitment

It’s no secret, we love our Bastard Boys, and it’s time again for their recruitment to be open to the public.  The water is nice, come jump in the pool.  Of course if you are a RL female, come check us Hellcats out.

The Bastards are a right awesome sort, mature and deadly, with bouts of laughter and fun every night.  Be sure to follow the rules of recruitment and don’t just join up, there are rules, not following them will get you put in the circular file right away.

If you are looking for some serious Yarr, small gang, ransoms, kills and fun, look no further, come kick our tires. :D Er, their tires.

EVO-O Forums Post

Flash Fresh talks about recruitment and offers some FAQ’s on the process


Jun 25 2009

Paparazzi Is On Us Again!

I knew when I was interviewed by ISD that my Tartish attitude could either kill our image or bolster it.  Whew, it bolstered it. 

Hellcats Are In The News

Check out the great article on our merry band of estrogen fueled Pirates.

Yarr!


Jun 11 2009

“Crew Flogging To Commence Immediately” Roam Log 5/10/09

Last night I was on scheduled patrol duty out of Kourmonen, with small numbers for the operation, I had to ensure I was there.  Mynxee was already on route and heading to our outer patrol point.  As I entered the hangar in Kourmonen, the usual salute and shuffle started, I entered my pod, received my ship report from the crew master, and started to fire up systems for launch.  Being in a hurry to catch up to Mynxee, I admit, I cut some checks short; things like ship configuration.  The Rifter just feels good to sit in, it’s like home.

With all systems a green light, launch sequence was initiated and I was out in space.

Nav systems are a go, I head to the first gate of my mad dash to catch Mynxee, Kamela.  I come out of warp on the gate, just in time to see a 30 ship Faction Warfare gang sitting on the same gate.  Quickly I jump and warp away from the other side.  Somewhere in mid warp from that mess, things start to go wrong.

“blip”

My comms are down, I’ve lost audio contact with my team.  Text chat is still online but I have no voice comms.  Quickly to a safe spot, my crew is already on the issue and looking for the solution.  It’s an error in the main processing core of the ship, the only solution is a hard reboot in space.  Sigh…

“click”

Everything is black.  For 20 minutes we are completely offline, barely working on emergency backup systems with their own processors.

“Beep….Beep….”

Systems are back online, all safety checks completed, we are ready to roll.

Nav computers are back online and we are in warp to the next gate.  We jump…

Systems are flashing, red target Tristan on the other side of the gate.  I was already in warp away when I saw him, I stopped all orders and headed for the target.  He had a few seconds on me as I was stopping warp and changing direction.  We target each other, all guns glazing.

Then it dawns on me, he’s armor isn’t going down, he’s repairing.  I too am slowly being chewed away at and I reach for my repair mod, only to see, it’s not there.  >.<

I’m pounding away, getting in close, he’s doing the same, his tank is better.  He’s repairing, I’m not. Poof, he has us, we warp away in our pods.

I brought comms up, gave him a “gf” in local, shaking my head though and in disbelief that a Tristan got me.  In local I say, “Armor tank?”, he says “Yup, plate and repair”. Sigh…..I look down at what my ship was fit for: speed.

Either my crew didn’t get the memo about putting repair mods on the ship, not to mention dump that stupid small nos and get my rockets back online, or, I had them prep the wrong ship.  Either way, they are to be punished, the flogging will start immediately!

Comm channels are lit up as the Hellcats gang has met some trouble a few jumps ahead, it’s confusing but it appears that a few ships are lost and they are coming back this way.  I point my pod towards home and fix my poorly fit Rifter issue.


May 29 2009

Write Yourself With Venom Contest Winner – Reyna al’Thor “With Help of a Friend”

We have a winner of the very first contest here on Venom’s bite, Reyna al’Thor my corpmate and deadly pilot, has written a sweet little story with yours truly.  Sit back and enjoy… (Reyna, brand spanking new Hellcats hot beverage mug coming your way, be sure to shoot me an address to my personal email, oh and it’s coming via UPS 2-Day so can you receive UPS packages?)

With Help of a Friend – Reyna al’Thor

 Reyna al’Thor sighs, floating in her pod. Closing her eyes, she loses herself in the silence of space, trusting Aura to keep an eye on her immediate surroundings. Her Punisher was currently drifting slowly in a deep safe in Evati, so the young capsuleer wasn’t incredibly worried. Deep space was the only place she could relax lately and think. The station grew more confining each day, crushing her, making her feel like she couldn’t breathe. Lately, she had found herself longing for the open spaces of a planet, and she silently curses herself for gaining outlaw status, preventing her from ever going into secure space again.

“Incoming conversation request from Venom Orchid. Do you wish to accept?” Aura’s cool, soothing voice asks. The young Khanid nods and a small screen pops up over her eyes, showing the pretty face of the new Hellcats director.

“Hey grrl,” Venom greets her in her usual seductive purr. “You’re not plugged into the local or Bastards channels, and haven’t paid any attention to corp for ages. What’s up?” she asks, worry knitting her brow.

“Oh, I’m not plugged in? I hadn’t noticed,” Reyna lies sweetly, making Venom laugh.

“Girl, for a pirate, you’re a damn terrible liar,” the Brutor woman teases before growing serious. “What’s really up? You haven’t been roaming with us in ages, you’ve been missing meetings, and if you’re not floating around out in space, you’re holed up in your quarters,” she lists off. Reyna blinks in surprise.

“Either I’m REALLY obvious or you’re spending far too much time and effort watching me,” she teases, making Venom smirk.

“Or both, grrl,” Venom replies lightly, loving the smile that her last word always managed to draw to Reyna’s lips. “Now spill, or so help me I’ll come out there and bump you a few times!” she mock-threatens.

Reyna smiles at Venom’s threat, then sighs softly and looks away, her smile fading, replaced with a wistful expression. “Venom, I’m just so… I don’t even know how to say it. I love flying fleets with you guys, but outside of fleet I just don’t feel like I fit anywhere,” she tries to explain, just feeling stupid.

“Now you know that’s just sil…” Venom starts, just as Reyna’s overview flashed, drawing her attention.

“Check check, two ships warped in on me, must’ve probed me out, gonna try and warp out,” Reyna explains in a rush as she aligned to Planet V, the telltale chirp of their targeting systems locking her ringing in her ears.

“Shit, come, on warp…” Reyna mutters under her breath, urging the warp drive to life, mentally cursing herself for being so caught up in her thoughts that she had forgotten the golden rule of low-sec, to always ALWAYS be aligned and moving towards something else, lest she be caught off guard. Aura calmly informs her that the warp drives weren’t responding.

“Reyna, what’s the situation? Do you need help?” Venom asks in quick succession, already suiting up in her pod to help her corpmate.

“Rifter, Jaguar, got me pointed and webbed, hurry,” Reyna relies curtly, always short during combat as she locked the ships in return and focused fire on the more fragile Rifter as the enemies opened fire on her. The two ships tore through her shields in a trice, though they found the thick armor of the Punisher to be a bit more substantial.

“Hang on, Reyna, I’m coming as fast as I can!” the Brutor calls, her crew prepping her own Jaguar.

Reyna grimly fights on, growling as she broke the Rifter’s armor, putting the frigate into structure and blowing the sonovabitch up, managing to catch his pod as he jettisoned, popping it as well for good measure before turning her sights and poor, battered Punisher on the assault frigate. Her small armor repairer was working hard to keep up with the damage the Jaguar was putting out, but it was starting to fail as her capacitor ran dry.

“Shit, shit, shit…” Reyna curses under her breath as the Jaguar slices armor from her hull, skilled as any surgeon. The Khanid turns her lasers back on once she had some cap, determined to bloody that jerk’s nose a bit before she popped, hardly aware of a new blip on her overview until the Jaguar’s shield melted, then slowly its armor.

“I’m here, grrl, let’s get this cocksucker! YARRRR!!!!” Venom cries, putting her own Jaguar in a tight orbit around the enemy, 200mm Autocannon II’s pouring EMP rounds into the enemy. Watching armor get stripped off the enemy assault frigate, then smoke and fire trail from the weakening hull was intensely satisfying, but he didn’t give up the fight on Reyna, apparently determined to take down his original target. His ship explodes with less than a quarter remaining of Reyna’s own hull strength. Venom easily snags the Jaguar’s pod in her skilled, merciless claws, and they both give him a trip back to his clone bay before allowing themselves to relax.

Venom directs them to warp to another safe, all of Reyna’s attention focused on holding her ship together. The young Khanid silently savors the victory while Venom whoops and cheers, excitedly reliving every minute of the battle. Once they were safely ensconced in another deep safe, Venom starts to calm down.

“How’s your ship? I see smoke,” she observes worriedly.

“Down to a quarter hull, but shields are restoring nicely, and armor is almost repped,” Reyna replies, studying the readouts before looking back at Venom in the conversation window. “You really saved my bacon, Venom. Thanks,” she murmurs with a shy smile.

“What’re sisters for, luv?” Venom replies with a grin. “Ready to dock up?”

Reyna nods. “That’s plenty of excitement for one afternoon,” she laughs, allowing Venom to warp them both home. Once docked, they both hop out of their pods, Venom wiping goop off of herself with a towel before wrapping another around her bare body, with not a care for anyone that might be watching. She  winks at a few of the more handsome men in the hangar, leaving a stream of slack-jawed men in her wake as she walked to Reyna’s poor Punisher, watching as the Khanid woman haggled with the repair crew, a long robe covering her body, which was further covered by a skintight bodysuit. Venom grins wickedly as Reyna finally settled on a price, grumbling about price-gouging sons of bitches as she stalked out of the hangar.

“You know the man gives special discounts to Hellcats in return for… favors,” the Brutor informs her, grin widening at the scandalized expression on Reyna’s face.

“I’ll just pay a little more isk,” Reyna mumbles, her blush deepening at Venom’s laugh. The Brutor wraps an arm around Reyna’s shoulder, making the shorter woman jump and pull away slightly, not generally one to favor close contact of any kind.

“Loosen up, grrl!” Venom exclaims. “We’re going out tonight. I won’t accept any excuses. We have a victory to celebrate,” she grins. “So shower and put on something slinky. I’ll meet you right here. That’s an ORDER, missy!” Venom states firmly, making Reyna smile slightly.

“Aren’t you abusing your power just a little?” she asks, shaking her head. Venom laughs heartily.

“Damn straight I am, hun. Now go shower. Scoot!” She pats Reyna’s butt lightly to make the Khanid do as she was told, laughing at the deep flush suffusing the Khanid’s cheeks as she scurried off. “Ah, virgins are fun,” she laughs once Reyna was out of earshot, walking into her own chambers to shower and dress.

Reyna enjoys a long, hot shower, industriously cleaning every bit of goop off of her body and out of her hair before turning the water off. She wraps a towel around herself and one around her hair, walking to her closet and considering her options. “Slinky… slinky…” she mumbles under her breath, frowning at the utter lack of ‘slinky’ in her closet. “Well, this will have to do,” she states, picking out a pale lavender halter-neck dress made of several layers of floaty material, each layer rather sheer, and even with all of them, there was still a teasing outline of her body underneath. She had never had cause to wear the dress, having only purchased it on a Hellcats shopping trip after Persephone had teased her about her lack of dressy garments. After doing her hair and makeup, Reyna slips into the dress, completing the look with a long, silk sash wound around her elbows and a pair of lavender heels.

Reyna hurries to the designated meeting spot, falling on her ass at least twice before remembering how to walk in heels, smiling at Venom as the Minmitar studied her. “Not really slinky, but it works for you. Totally hot,” Venom purrs, her admiring stare making Reyna shyly hide her face in her sash. “None of that, now! Come on, our public awaits,” she grins wickedly, turning and strutting down the hallway as though it were a catwalk. Reyna blushes as she catches herself admiring Venom in her tight, strapless black dress that ended just below her buttocks, the taller woman swaying in her stiletto heels, the Khanid utterly entranced by Venom’s easy grace.

Venom leads the way to “The Hub”, bar of choice of Bastards and Hellcats alike, the sultry Brutor attracting the attention of just about every man in the place as she strutted in. Reyna thanks whatever gods were listening for the distraction and manages to slip away, sitting at a small booth near the window, which offered a fantastic view of the system. She gazes out the window wistfully, not noticing a man walk over to her until he cleared his voice. She glances up and smiles warmly at RoninData, CEO of the Bastards corporation. He gestures to the other side of the booth.

“Mind if I sit down?” he asks, doing so as she shook her head. He looks her up and down admiringly. “You look great tonight,” he compliments, enjoying her blush, then jumps into business. “Heard you had a bit of a scare today?” he asks, and she nods and laughs softly.

“Yeah, a couple ships probed me out while I was floating in a safe. Rookie mistake, not being aligned. I would have paid dearly for it if Venom hadn’t showed up when she did,” the young Khanid murmurs, always one to downplay any contribution she made to a fleet. Ronin shakes his head.

“It WAS a rookie mistake. I expected better of you,” the Bastards CEO states firmly, watching her lower her proud head under the deserved criticism, then he smiles. “But you managed to make the best of a bad situation. That Rifter was all yours, and you stayed alive until backup showed up. I’m proud of you, Reyna,” he smiles warmly, and she found herself blushing deeper, not used to the gentle side of the usually-gruff Bastards CEO.

“Hey, Ronin! Stop hogging all the sexy!” Venom exclaims, plopping down beside Reyna, holding two drinks, putting one down in front of Reyna. Khanid and Sebiestor both look away, Ronin rubbing the back of his head lightly and muttering something about needing something in his hangar, slipping away. Venom looks after him curiously. “Huh, what’s up with him? Was I interrupting something?” she asks the second question with a teasing grin at Reyna, who blushes deeply and shakes her head before looking at the drink curiously.

“I really don’t drink often, Venom…” Reyna murmurs hesitantly. Venom just laughs.

“Come on, grrl, live a little! You looked death in the face and walked away smelling like a rose, you deserve a little celebration! Besides, this is a good drink. Malibu and pineapple. Super sweet, you won’t even taste the rum,” she promises, taking a deep drink of hers. Reyna tests it a bit more hesitantly, taking then a deeper drink once she had confirmed Venom’s words. “’Atta girl,” Venom grins.

About two hours and 20 drinks later, both girls were completely wasted, singing loudly along with the music and dancing, falling over each other and laughing, several Bastards and other men in the station having attempted to keep up with them and failed, just watching and cheering as the dancers kept going. Another hour and 5 drinks later, even the two girls were slowing down, leaning against each other as they swayed slightly to a slow song coming from the jukebox. Reyna rests her head against Venom’s upper chest, falling asleep. Venom almost stumbles as she found herself supporting her own weight and that of the small Khanid woman, only a timely intervention by Ronin keeping them from spilling on the floor. Venom laughs drunkenly as she attempts a wink at Ronin, failing utterly and collapsing in a fit of giggles. He rolls his eyes.

“Time for bed, ladies,” he orders in his most authoritative voice, glancing at Reyna.

“She beat me to it,” Venom slurs happily, pushing the sleeping girl into Ronin’s arms, standing and swaying her way to the door, blowing him a kiss. “Be a gentleman and take the lady to bed, hmm?” she purrs, attempting another wink and laughing before stumbling off to her own bed. Ronin sighs and looks down at the passed out Khanid in his arms, before scooping her up and carrying her to her room, pulling off her heels and tucking her into her bed, fondly kissing her forehead and leaving her to her sweet dreams.

The next morning, Reyna wakes up to an incessant beeping from her PDA, informing her of a new email. She sits up slowly, holding her pounding head, wondering exactly what had happened last night. She picks up her PDA and checks her new email, a smile spreading over her lips, the pain in her head completely forgotten.

“See, grrl, you fit right in. And tomorrow, we’re doing it again. Prepare your liver! YARRRR!!!!”


May 12 2009

“Action Que Nous Voulons, Action Nous Obtenons” – Roam Log 5.10.09

“Action We Want, Action We Get”

Anyone familiar with our normal roaming and patrolling routes will know that we are a force when we enter a system, not always a large force but a known force.  Often ships will scatter, waving on their way out of system, or hug stations just in case we had our sights on them.  As well, much larger forces know we are there and seek us.  Either way, our patrol routes are productive; from mish runners to similar sized groups who don’t know us, we find you.

As with the start of many patrols, the trip out is quiet, it’s the destination we keep in mind.  Siseide and Egghelende have become rich fertile grounds for yelling “Yarr” and breaking out the rum.  Last nights patrol was no less productive than my words make it out to be.  A prober in our group finds a Drake guarding a plex with a Maelstrom working away on the local rats.  By the time we rushed in with scouts, hopes of taking a Drake before the Maelstrom was notified by his mate, the Drake and Maelstrom had moved on to a new room.  The Drake was not at the start of the plex.  We warped through two more gates to come upon both ships in the 3rd room, about 7000 m off the entry point.  

It’s hard to determine who had the first point, myself and two other Hellcats (Perseph and Mae) had the ships locked, pointed and orbiting.  Points were spread on both ships, damage starting on the Drake.  With points applied, our mates started to arrive and join the fun.  Smacking drones and watching for range, we had the Drake down, watching it slowly turn to red.  Most of us were in assault frigs, some in interceptors and others in T1 frigs.  Myself, I was in my trusty gift “Love and Tarts”, which you can read further about at this post.  By the time we had the Drake down, my shields were gone as well as most of my armor but I held on and warped away only after our target was gone.  Warping out allowed me to lose the lock the Maelstrom had on me, allowing me to get back capacitor and heal my shields.  I burned back to the acceleration gate, as many of had to run out and come back, points were still on the Maelstrom and we were all now up on him and turning him to red as well.  Poof, they are both gone, we took them both, yet now the plex rats were pissed off and coming down on us.  We grabbed what loot we could and got the hell out.

:) We did well.

As we awaited our GCC and pondered the idea of heading home, a group of other assault frigs entered scan range and decided to sit around for us to find them.  We warped in upon the planet they were sitting and engaged in one of the most fun fights we’ve had in a long time.  Yes, we lost a few ships but we killed and out isked as well as out maneuvered our merry little band of targets.

Ishkur

Enyo

Wolf

Bellicose

and almost a Megathron

FC was steady, calm and pointed by Nova (as always), we primaried who we needed to and we pointed who was next.  Keeping them in the fight and herding them into our sights.  In the middle of this little tussle, they bring a Megathron, who was lucky to have gotten out into structure as we had to leave, they had bigger friends arriving for the party.

Eventually, we waited in pods and surviving ships, then headed home.  Proud from our hunt and pleased with our tactics.

Yes, my little Jaguar gift from a friend, proved to have many lives and escaped again into structure after having helped take down more than it’s weight in isk.